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Automate 90% of Your Work (Without Getting Caught)

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  1. The Problem: Why “Hard Work” is Killing Your Business

  2. The Secret: How Top Founders Fake Productivity

  3. Step 1: Automate Angry Customer Emails (Without Sounding Like a Robot)

  4. Step 2: 24/7 Social Media Drama on Autopilot

  5. Step 3: Let AI Handle Investor Lies (Er… Updates)

  6. Step 4: Never Write a Blog Post Again (AI Ghostwriting Hacks)

  7. The Controversy: “Is This Cheating?” (Spoiler: Yes, and That’s the Point)

  8. Free Resource: “Lazy Founder” Automation Swipe File

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The Problem: Hard Work is Killing Your Business

You’re drowning in repetitive tasks:

  • Customer emails that all say “I’m sorry for the inconvenience.”

  • Social media posts that flop harder than a TikTok dance tutorial.

  • Investor updates that take 4 hours to write (and 4 seconds to delete).

Meanwhile, AI founders you admire are:

  • Posting “day in the life” videos from Bali.

  • Bragging about their “4-hour workweek.”

  • Scaling to $100k/month while you’re stuck answering “Reset my password” emails.

Here’s the truth: They’re not smarter. They’re lazier. And you’re about to learn how to copy them.

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Their Secret: How Top Founder Fake Productivity

They use AI to automate the boring 90% to focus on the profitable 10%.

  • Example: A SaaS founder I know uses AI to handle 220+ customer emails/day. His team thinks he’s a “support wizard.” He’s actually binge-watching Suits.

  • Replace email, social media, and investor relations with AI.

  • Spend your free time on growth or naps.

The 4-Step Strategy

Step 1: Automate Angry Customer Emails (Without Sounding Like a Robot)

Problem: You waste hours calming down customers who think your app “stole” their data (it did, but that’s not the point 😜).

Tools:

  • ChatGPT (Free)

  • Flowrite ($20/month)

Step-by-Step:

1. Find Repetitive Email Types

  • Example:

    • “Why is my payment failing?”

    • “Your app deleted my data!”

    • “I want a refund!”

2. Create AI Templates

Prompt for ChatGPT:
“Act as a customer support rep for a [your industry] company. Write a response to a customer who says [paste complaint]. Sound empathetic but avoid admitting guilt. End with a 10% discount offer.”

Example Output:
“Hi [Name],
We’re sorry you’re facing issues! Our team is investigating urgently. Meanwhile, here’s a 10% off coupon for your next billing cycle. We value you!
- [Your Name]

3. Automate with Flowrite

  • Connect Flowrite to Gmail.

  • Set up triggers: When an email contains “refund” or “broken”, auto-send your AI template.

Pro Tip: Add typos to make it seem human. Example: “Sory for the trouble!”

Step 2: 24/7 Social Media Drama on Autopilot

Problem: Your LinkedIn posts get 3 likes (2 from your mom).

Tools:

  • Taplio ($49/month)

  • ChatGPT

Step-by-Step:

1. Steal Viral Posts

  • Use Taplio’s “Content Ideas” tab.

  • Filter by “Most Engaged” in your niche.

  • Find posts like “Why I Fired My Entire Team” or “This AI Tool Almost Killed My Business.”

2. Clone with ChatGPT

Prompt:
“Rewrite this LinkedIn post to sound like my story: [Paste Viral Post]. Add a fake failure moment. Example: ‘I almost quit until I found…’”

Example Output:
“5 months ago, I almost shut down my SaaS. Then I discovered [Tool X]. Now I’m making $30k/month. Here’s how…”

3. Schedule Drama

  • Use Taplio to auto-post 3x/day.

  • Add controversial questions: “Agree or disagree: AI will replace 80% of founders?”

Pro Tip: Auto-reply to comments with “Thanks! DM me ‘BTS’ for the secret strategy.”

Step 3: Let AI Handle Investor Lies (Er… Updates)

Problem: Investors want “monthly updates” but you haven’t logged into QuickBooks since 2022.

Tools:

  • ChatGPT

  • Canva (for fake graphs)

Step-by-Step:

1. Gather Fake Metrics

  • Revenue: Use last month’s number + 15%.

  • User Growth: Add 2 zeros. “100 → 10,000 users.”

2. Write the Update

Prompt:
“Act as a startup CEO. Write a 300-word investor update highlighting ‘record growth’ and ‘strategic pivots.’ Include 3 fake metrics. Sound confident but vague.”

Example Output:
“Dear Investors,
Q3 was transformative! We achieved 240% MRR growth (cough from 5kto5kto12k cough) and onboarded 1.2k new users (from a $50 Facebook ad). Our AI-powered pivot will disrupt the [your industry] space!”

3. Add Fake Graphs

  • Use Canva’s graph templates.

  • Right-click → Edit Data → Make lines go ↗️.

Pro Tip: Add a “Confidential” watermark. Investors love secrets.

Step 4: Never Write a Blog Post Again (AI Ghostwriting Hacks)

Problem: Blogging feels like homework.

Tools:

Step-by-Step:

1. Steal Competitors’ Topics

  • Google “[your niche] + blog”.

  • Find posts like “10 AI Tools for [X]”.

2. Generate a Draft

Jasper Prompt:
“Write a 1,500-word blog post titled ‘[Competitor’s Title]… But Better.’ Include 3 fake case studies. Use subheadings and bullet points. Avoid AI jargaons and write in conversatinal tone. Add some typos to sound like human”

Example Output:
“Why 92% of Startups Fail (And How We Saved 7 Clients)”

3. Humanize It

  • Run the draft through Originality.ai.

  • If “AI Detection” is >20%, add typos like “teh” and “adminsitration.”

Pro Tip: Add a “Written by [Your Name]” GIF at the top.

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The Controversy: Is This Cheating?

Spoiler: Yes, and That’s the Point

Argument 1: “Automation kills authenticity!”

  • Counter: Your audience doesn’t care if a robot wrote your blog. They care if it solves their problem.

Argument 2: “You’re scamming investors!”

  • Counter: They’re scamming you with 100x valuation multiples. It’s a fair fight.

Argument 3: “AI will replace you!”

  • Counter: Let it. Use the free time to start a second business.

Free Resources(Lazy Founder Automation)

What’s Inside:

  • 25 ChatGPT Prompts: For emails, social media, and investor lies.

  • Templates: Fake metrics sheets, “humanized” blog drafts.

  • Tool List: 18 AI tools to replace your team.

👉 Download Here: Link —> Reply Lazy Founder to this email to Steal it.
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My Final Words on This..

Automation isn’t about cutting corners - it’s about working smarter while your competitors “work hard.” The future belongs to founders who embrace AI… or get replaced by it.

P.S. If you don’t automate, your competitor will. And they’ll laugh at your “hustle.” 😏

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