How to Automate Your Sales - The Most Brutal Techniques.

Hey you,
Yes, you, my bro…

You’re wasting hours on LinkedIn.
But your competitors aren’t. They sell like crazy. And you are just waiting and watching them win.

Today, I will tell you some brutal truths and techniques for winning in your sales and automation journey. No BS, just Facts.

I’m here to show you how to win.

Today’s Lineup:

1. KILL YOUR CALENDAR: Automate Lead Chasing in 90 Seconds

2. THE "GHOST CLOSER": How I Sold $14k While Snorkelling

3. DIRTY AUTOMATION: Turn Email Scraps Into Gold

4. THE $5 OUTSOURCE TRICK: Replace Yourself for Coffee Money

5. ONE UGLY WIN: How a 3-Text Sequence Made $3,711

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Kill Your Calendar: Automate Lead Chasing

Problem: You’re wasting hours scheduling calls. Leads ghost you. You look desperate.
Solution: Weaponise Calendly + Gumroad.

Brutal Steps:

• Step 1: Create a "Pay to Pitch" Calendly link ($10–$20 via Gumroad).
  *(Example: "Book my 15-min ‘Growth Audit’ → $15. Refunded if you hire me.")*

• Step 2: Auto-send this text after ANY lead DM:
  

  "Busy now. Here’s my calendar: [Link]. Pay $15 to book. If you’re broke, here’s free value: [Link to Tweet]."
  

• Why it works:

  • Filters tire-kickers.

  • You control the frame.

  • Made $1,200 last month while sleeping.

Tools Used: Gumroad (free), Calendly (free).

The Ghost Deal Closer

THE "GHOST CLOSER": How I Sold $14k While Snorkelling

Problem: You’re stuck on sales calls. Clients drag their feet.
Solution: Automate the entire sales funnel.

The System:

• Lead fills "Pay to Pitch" form →

• Auto-send Loom video: "Here’s 3 brutal fixes for [Their Problem]" (Record once, reuse forever).

• Auto-text 60 mins later:
  
  

  "Video watched? Cool. Transfer $XXX to [Venmo] for [Service].
  Or, if you’re not serious, reply ‘LATER’ and I’ll mute you."
  

• Result: 11% close rate. Zero calls.

Psychology Hack:

"People value what they pay for. Free advice = landfill."

Dirty Automation: Email to Gold

Problem: Your "warm leads" go cold. You forget to follow up.
Solution: Automate stalking.

The Ugly Flow:

• Step 1: Scrape LinkedIn/Facebook emails with Skrapp.io (free tier).

• Step 2: Dump emails into Mailerlite (free).

• Step 3: Auto-send this sequence:

  • Email 1 (Instantly): "Saw your post on [Topic]. Here’s a tip: [1-liner]."

  • Email 2 (3 days later): "Tip worked? Here’s a free tool: [Link to Notion template]."

  • Email 3 (5 days later): "Last tip: [Case study screenshot]. Done helping. Buy or bye: [Gumroad link]."

• Profit: 4% conversion. 100% autopilot.

Real Stat: 22 sales ($47/each) last week from 550 scraped emails.

5$ Outsource Trick: Replace yourself with coffee Money

Problem: You’re doing $3/hr tasks.
Solution: Hire a "shadow intern" on Fiverr.

What to Delegate:

• Research: "Find 100 people who tweeted about [problem] in 24hrs. Paste emails here."

• Content: "Turn this voice note into a Tweet thread. Use hashtag #AI."

• Customer Service: "Reply to DMs with ‘Send email to [address]’."

• Cost: $4–$10/task. Saves 10+ hours/week.

Pro Tip: Hire 2–3 freelancers. Fire the slowest weekly.

One Ugly Win: How an email sequence made $$$

Context: Sold "Done-For-You AI Sales Pitches" to e-com owners.

The Brutal Sequence:

• Text 1 (After they DM "How?"):
  
  

  "No fluff: I write 10 AI sales hooks for your product. You keep what sells. $497.
  Proof: [Screenshot of $29k client].
  Venmo @[You] or stay poor."

  
  

• Text 2 (If no payment in 1 hr):
  
  

  "Scared? Fine. Here’s a free hook: ‘Stop leaving money on the table. [Product] turns [pain] into [result].’
  Use it. Or pay me to write 10 better."
  

• Text 3 (24 hrs later):
  

"Last shot. $397 if you pay in 10 mins. Or get nothing.

• Result: 8 sales in 48 hours.

Why it works:

• Insults = attention.

• Scarcity = urgency.

• Freebie = guilt.

Wrapping Up the day!

P.S. One reader used the "Pay to Pitch" trick and closed a $7k client during a dentist appointment. Your move.

TOOLS USED IN THIS EDITION

• Calendly (free)

• Gumroad (free)

• Mailerlite (free)

• Skrapp.io (free)

• Fiverr ($5)

No "downloadable playbooks." Just steal these tactics and go.

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