Your Competition Is Shit-Talking You. Here’s How to Listen

Wake up, Sherlock:
Your competitor just tweeted: “Lol look at [Your Startup]’s trash pricing page”.
Their CEO posted: “We’re hiring all [Your Startup]’s fired engineers!”

You found out 3 days later.
You look like a clown.

Manual competitor stalking?
That’s like playing hide-and-seek blindfolded.
Stop being poor.

Today’s Recipe:

1. YOUR STALKING HABIT IS BROKEN (Face it)

2. SETTING UP THE BUG (90 seconds)

3. SLACK ALERTS = GOD MODE (Real-time panic)

4. WHEN TO SEND A SHIT PIC (Legal revenge)

5. Upcoming Value Bombs Highlights

Your Stalking Habit is Broken.

You refresh Twitter/X 10x/day.
You search “[Competitor] + sucks” like a creep.
You miss everything.

Why?

• They shitpost at 2 AM

• They use codewords (“Project Dumbo” = your startup)

• Their interns dirty-delete tweets

You’re not a spy. You’re a pigeon.

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Setting Up the Bug

Tool: Syften (not “Syft-in” or “Sift-en” – fcuk grammar)

Steps:

1. Go to Syften (← Try free)

2. Connect Slack (or Teams/Discord )

3. Add targets:

   • Competitor 1 Twitter

   • Competitor 2 LinkedIn

   • Competitor 3 Reddit

4. Add TRIGGER WORDS:

   • Your startup name

   • Your CEO’s name

   • Your product

   • “Trash”, “Overpriced”, “Sucks” (be paranoid)

Time invested: 90 seconds.
Brain invested: zero.

Slack Alerts = GOD Mode

What happens next:

• Competitor tweets “Lol [Your Startup]’s API is held by duct tape”

• Syften crawls it → Slack pings you in 8 seconds

You know:

• Know they’re scared of you

• Screenshot it (evidence)

• Deploy revenge (see Below)

No more “Oh shit I missed that tweet”

When to Send them Shit Pic :/

→ Scenario A: They’re talking shit

• Your move: Quote-tweet with a customer testimonial

• Example: “Interesting! Meanwhile, our users say: [screenshot of 5-star review]”

→ Scenario B: They’re lying

• Your move: Publicly ask “Proof?” + tag investors

→ Scenario C: They’re hiring your team

• Your move: Slack your team “Loyalty bonus: $5k if you stay 6 months”

Never:

• Threaten legally (weak)

• Cry (weaker)

• Actual sHIT pics (illegal)

• Costs $0 (free tier = 5 competitors)

• Takes <2 minutes (less time than your morning dump)

• Makes you look omniscient (psychological warfare)

Your Homework

1. Set up Syften

2. Add 3 competitors

3. Wait for the drama

Next Upcoming:

• Hack Their Waitlist: Steal 90% of Their Beta Users (9th Aug)

• Stop Manual Onboarding: Let AI Demo Your Tool (12th Aug)

(will update these links once the above will posted)

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→ Why Founders Stop Hiring

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